# The Bad Touch – Bloodhound Gang

## Zusammenfassung

```
Capo: 0 – Cm klingend

---
Intro
	Git. + Bass Intro, dann drums
	Cm | D# | A# | G# | on repeat
Verse 1 – Sascha
	(Intro)
Chorus 1 – Sascha + (Wienke)
Verse 2 – Sascha
Chorus 2 – Sascha + (Wienke)
Bridge
	ruhig
Chorus 3 – Sascha + (Wienke)
```

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## Songtext

```
Intro – Sascha?
    Haha, well now
    We call this the act of mating
    But there are several other very important differences
    Between human beings and animals that you should know about

Verse 1 – Sascha 
    Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
    Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
    So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
    Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert

    And you're getting two thumbs up
    You've had enough of two-hand touch
    You want it rough, you're out of bounds
    I want you smothered, want you covered

    Like my Waffle House hash browns
    Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
    Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined 
    To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Chorus 1 – Sascha + (Wienke)
    You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
    So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
    (Do it again now)
    You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
    So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
    (Gettin' horny now)

Verse 2 – Sascha
    Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
    Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it 
    Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
    But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean

    Means small craft advisory
    So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
    Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
    So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
    
    You'll Lovett just like Lyle
    And then we'll do it doggy style
    So we can both watch X-Files

Chorus 2 x2 – Sascha + (Weinke)

Bridge
	an Chorus angelehnt, Bruchteile singen, aufbauen

Chorus 3
```